Lyricz 2: The Beginning

Biggie's flow and decibel level got nothin' on this incredible cross
between rap and invisible metal.
iron, tin, and aluminum puts a hefty spin on the inside of the dayton rims.
But tim horton's got nothin' on dunkin' donuts let's go nuts,
while we're in the matrix construx
New york better start eating pork cause tv there ain't all mork and mindy like in the windy city.


I want more than the world, I want to twirl the whole universe on it’s axis
To cause epistaxis in every boy and girl.
Toy tax-ees are matchbox but they’re just plain plas-teek.
The mild or the meek, the wild or the bleek,
The child or the weak, neither of them 3.


So deedle-dee-doe-dum, you know i seen yo son,
In the alley of shook ones, you know that he’s wholesome,
2 faces of Gollum are racing to follow ‘em
lacing this hollow gem with medicine,
that’s produced with straight chem by men named Dr. Ken Henderson, Sven Benderman and Ben Flenderstan.
Mend this fence before tonight’s sleep induces and produces late R.E.M.


Being lyrically gifted is spiritually uplifitin’,
I’m clearin’ the dreary sentence which was written,
To inspire future mc’s to inspire or expire sometime between the life-span of honeybees and giant sequoia trees.
These g’s roll D’s, b’s stealing keys,
K’s blastin’ like stingrays’ electricity streams….


Current villages and towns are mad cause their taxes are outrageous like
Rage against the machine taking laxatives and rappin’ backwards.
Attack the one who gives, cause he’s got something to lose,
Steal his shoes and disregard the rules.
Got a ford Taurus that’s blue, transmission just blew,
Just something new to do, what it is no clue….
My friend b’s a jew, that’s my boy, my crew,
He plays craps and blackjack, just wins his money back
Spinnin’ my Cadillac, I’ll feed you similac,
You’ll spit it up in fact......


I chop tons of trees til their chlorophyll
Spills all over Caesar salad lettuce leaves…..
So let us leave, between you and me
We don’t need to start no feeble beef.......


I’m the chief leader in the industry,
Anti-gravity boots cause me to end up on the ceiling.
Oh shoot I’m bleeding!!!
The root of the source is encrypted in morse coding.
Yo I’m floating, rote memory’s what I’m toting.
Compaq’s are compact, so Hewlett-packard’s what I’ve chosen.
Frozen sections of the lone bone fragments
got my stock tradin’ phat, I’ll lock this fadin’ cat,
Into a place that's way way back,
Attach the mosquito trap,
And a dangerous beat to match........


I’m paid on a basis on the base of log10,
Playin’ space invaders & frogger till my computer erases them.
We’re going to space for them.......


Singularity multiplied by 5 is still just strangely one,
Add on a deranged mc, and you virtually got infinity like a million to one.
Subtract him again, and you down back to none.
Divide him in two, and you gonna be easily stunned.
Run speedily to get the doctor, oh you forgot!!
He’s on the floor, bleeding to death did you split him or not?


Like snap I got the power to explode your lawn mower,
With grass and manure floatin’ throughout the entire garden going nowhere.


Traffic is backed up for miles upon miles,
You rushin' like you trying to conquer the british isles,


Your genome maps couldn’t be used as a blueprint for jay-z’s raps.
Slay me perhaps? Never on the haps.
Clever with these raps, careful with those caps.
they blast wit radiofluorescent attacks......


I’m talkin’ in future tense with amazing concentration,
I’m hastily losin’ immense hyperosmolar hydration.
I’m left with H2O in the basement, I’ll lace it with sodium chloride just so you can taste it.
Aldosterone may play a role as to why I must face these tremendous preparations.
Dialysis is provided free by anonymous donations to all of the patient’s.
But I have no patience so I lied to stop it thus erase it.
My kidneys shifted from retroperitoneal to third space so I look like alley mcbeal in a bird cage...


Treat these small documents as if they were your mother.
Their melted onto a chip, they’re unique so there is no other.
Protect it with all of your being, just seeing it’s believing.
Invasive technology is speedin’
Invading our privacy so illogically,
Tragically it’s not hypostrophe.
It’s right on the money,
There’s tight security on my transportation fundin’.
We can take a trip to the east indies right now cause I ain’t procrastinatin’ nothin’......
a blunder at somethin’…..
bet you double or nothin’.
You just lost so you better get truckin’.....


Now, if the plural of louse is lice,
And the plural of mouse is mice,
Then in Utah's house the plural is spice,
Twice as many wifes......


It’s time to access my excess,
And bring my rhyme to texas,
These new specs blast my next hits.....
You knew lex luthor was a p.o.w. in the war with korea….
Did you just hear my acronym, homonym, alliteration and omononopiea?
don’t need no trauma to my cerebellum,
Embellished it a little and now ya momma’s tellin’.....
Oh no, now she’s just yellin’, I’m straight bellin’,
This rubor and calor indicates that I’m swellin’.....


My literary wits, has just shown you five classic elements,
That will make what you spit straight six wit it.
Rhymes so good it’d make E-40 proud,
The crowd screams while I’m rappin’ aloud…
The sun-beams go miles through the clouds,
To reach us through the atmosphere to our towns…
Shinin’ brightly on our eyebrows,
Lightly solar energy isn’t so hard to be found…
Wakin’ me up so I can go to rounds….
Hmmmm……am I talkin’ bout my alarm clock or the heliotrope?
Go to work, see some docs, then barely operate the bronchoscope….
How do I cope? Go back to tonkas and isotopes?
Willy wonka and climbing ropes?


I’ll be an intern soon as I learn the proper term for those 3rd degree burns,
Going through the dermis to make your myocytes twitch and turn,
Now your stomach churns, electrolytes from rhabdomyolysis flood the wigger’s curve.......


This is my plight, I have too many genius qualities,
My theories are unprecedented clearly.
And hip-hop? It’s so dear to me,
Medicine? I shed a tear for thee.....


Miles spent contemplating what life meant.
So mentally ahead, I just said the last line in past tense.
So immense, deeper than thought can even get.
So make amends, defend your Mercedes-benz…
cause soon I’m comin’ by way of sound,
getting’ rid of you loons and clowns.
In the midst of millions of mc’s tryin’ to get the crown,
I emerge the victor, hittin’ the richter scale off kilter,
The realest ese around......


Giraffes prove evolution is absurd when they developed baroreceptors to recoup the blood pressure with vasoconstrictive measures….
Now feel free to applaud at your leasure….
More rhymes than you could tether….
more underground than buried treasure….
Dig me up before I’m lost forever….
Triggonometry too easy to spit,
What I invent? Is from real intelligence....
I’m beyond you’re current state of consciousness,
Not artificial like a cyborg from the future tense.....
Human tissue over a structure made of metal mesh....


There is no interlude, I can spit for eternity….
Are we learning g?
Why not just encourage me?
Poetry is more to me than the 3 bears eatin’ porridge hastily.....


you escaped to the far reaches of the galaxy,
I’ll need a gps to find my way back to you and track you intergallactically.
I must paint spectacular imagery.
Watch this, pigeons appear magically.
Did you see? Then tragically you’re retina’s been cauterized from my bovie.


I’m takin’ ya to whatever’s in between the rights and the lefts,
That’s straight enlightenment goin’ through the L. E. N. S.
So chill before you force me to cause distress.
Is it really physics?
Or somebody playin’ tricks?
Cricket phones are zappin’ waves from Czechoslovakia ten years retrograde.
Then they fade.....


This is my opus, or should I say my opia,
But I’m not near-sighted, I’m just straight dopa-than-ya.
Somatotropin cause my vocal cords to tighten,
Now I can command thunder and lightnin’
I gotta hand it to me, my thoughts are more novel than micheal chrichton.
Call it Maple road or Brighton….
flippin' Java script to bustin’ these clips,
my talents are multinumerous.
I stay true ta this,
Y’all better make room fa this,
Womb to tomb can produce a gruesome doom or bliss......